8/14/11

Find a Penny, Pick it up

6/19/11


// Arrive in Boston Airport around midnight, take the T to South Station, to transfer to another bus to accommodations until tomorrows first couchsurfing experience. When asking the bus driver for transfer tips, another traveler offers to show me how to get to my crossstreets due to our apparent proximity. I declined. Little did I know that it was only 4 blocks away. Strangely, if I had been in Europe I would have accepted. Perhaps it is the blissful naivety that is eliminated by being on familiar turf. There is no disconnect from reality and possible consequences. This is why people end up settling in foreign countries- so that they can always live and act without restraint of overthought. Deboarding the bus, I navigate through a coin-pocket sized Chinatown and reach the Hotel Milner, apparently the World's first hotel chain. However, since only three are presently in existence it seems that the quickie-sized, pay-your-drugdealer rooms never caught on with the general public (nor did the delectable breakfast of microwaved eggs and powdered orange juice).

// Ran along newly acquired Rose Kennedy Greenway (thanks to the city bankrupting Big Dig project ) and along the Harbor path. Walked along the Freedom Trail and onto the USS Constitution. Strolled through North End Before heading to the Green Monster, had cocktails and apps at Eastern Standard. Snagged closer seats than purchased thanks to apathetic usher. Cruised down to the Beehive for live music by Jewel want-to-be, not the best night for audio entertainment. Atmosphere still enjoyable.


// Ran through Beacon Hill on the Charles River bike path. Streched along the docks as I watched children in sailing school do technique drills on shore, I could easily spot the wet-rag of the group. Passed over the Mass Ave Bridge, was in dying need of water but constantly disappointed by inoperative water fountains. Whenever this occurs, my mind begins processing like a homeless person's (I imagine): efficiently, sly and lacking any notions of societal rules. Eventually (after deciding an unpronounced plan that would have possibly lead to trauma), I found one in order. Little did I know, that due to the unusual overlooking of actual couchsurfer's brownstone location, it would be my sole thirst-quencher for the next hour. Unlike the houses in the suburbs of Dallas, which have lawn and SUV identifiers, Boston's brownstones sole distinctions are their steps. Thus, I found myself running up and down cobblestone streets confusing myself more (and at times finding myself in wrong building knocking on stranger's door).



//  Watched the swans in the Common's while having a fresh picnic with items from Haymarket, then strolled down Newbury Street through boutiques and endless art galleries. Including Copley Society of Art, which was showing the most interesting still-life exhibition. Before my evening trip aboard a ferry to Provincetown, Cape Cod, I toured the ICA, which was conveniently located next to the port. Present exhibit was too cool for school (as is the space), housing a piece where one could listen to a 5-piece band via individual speakers for each instruments. The gem of the exhibition was Xaviera Simmons, who combined a fitting combination of visual + audio for her Thunder Road Project.









Where we come, whither we go



[SDNTE: Unknowingly asked homeless man for directions to entrance of Olympic Sculpture Park. Worked out rather well considering they do have a quite detailed knowledge of the park system for obvious reasons.]

 // While trying to connect with the stares of the intense characters of Gabriel von Max in dim lighting, I was easily distracted by a voice of a Houston man that managed to talk to every visitor in the gallery in the span of 15 minutes. Thus, I managed to learn everything about his feelings while his wife read the museum captions via monocle of each painting without ever actually looking at the painting. Completely ironic considering the fact that she by passed his famous painting entitled Monkeys as Judges of Art.






// Heckled solo performance by lead singer of Say Hi at the Crocodile. Scene played out like a prepubescent talent show failure met by angry drunkards at a western saloon. Rather oddly, his act was followed by emerging diverse heavy-instrumental Seattle indie- sextet Grand Hallway followed by Wye Oak. Quite the combination.
               

//Notice the extreme contrast between renderings of Western America by the Hudson River School artist Gifford to photographer Darius Kinsey. Does it create a since of irony seeing that we are now historically appreciating both while the deforesting continues? Also, notice Gifford's pencil marks in the Bay of Tacoma- Puget Sound and smile because you appreciate the pencil marks for the painting's perfection while still being flawless. 


"Crossing" Spike Mafford, Seattle Art Museum

Olympic Sculpture Park
Frye Museum (free, also has free tours/lectures)
Seattle Art Museum (entry to Asian Art Museum in Volunteer Park included, free book on Seattle's public art available at front desk with ticket purchase)
Sanford Robinson Gifford
Asian Art Museum (take 10 bus from downtown to Capitol Hill, 2.25, stop for coffee along the way with a reboard with a transfer)
Tadashi Nakayama
The Crocodile (home to emerging Seattle bands, recently renovated, go early & score balcony seat near bar)
Grand Hallway (better live than record)
Wye Oak
Emmett Watson's Oyster Bar (great mussels in garlic broth, outdoor seating & good bar)

1916 Pike Pl # 16, Seattle, WA 98101-1056 (206) 448-7721 

Impromptu Victorian Soiree

A body in rest tends to stay in rest; a body in motion tends to stay in locomotion.

// Due to fog, our 8:30 AM seaplane was delayed until the afternoon. This was rather frustrating due to the the fact that the day before was Seafair and we had spent the entire day funneling champagne out of an undisclosed organ while watching (and feeling) the Blue Angels thunder overhead.


// We strolled to the Space Needle which came with a free digital picture, complete with several 1992 Photoshop backdrop choices.  Upon doing a rotation of the Space Needle and listening to an overweight clubfooted troll's rants about her supposed vertigo, Sydney and I professionally walked through the splendors of Pikes Market. We partook in an intense caffeine intake and watched the herds of tourists  from our stools to the tune of nearby banjo player.
// Finally airborne after another delay (this time due to Blue Angel's monopoly of airspace), we took-off over quirky houseboats towards Victoria. Flying over the San Juan Islands, a nuclear submarine being escorted by the marines, and endlessly diverse terrain we scoot into Victoria Harbor just in time to catch the Sunday Market.  Among the typical tourist crafts, was local artist Misha Smart. Inspired by her dad's stained glass work and with similar style of the woodblock (which is fitting due to the Asian influence in the area ) combined with indian ink, her work stood out. 


// Meandered down Johnson Street and popped into Zydeco Gifts. Unfortunately, they were sold out of Batman rubber duckies but had a fine selection of Unicorn ones and other shit-you-don't-need-but-want. Ate a dozen Fanny Bay oysters sans condiments due to absolute perfection, complimented by a bottle of white Bordeaux (you can cork the rest if YOU can't finish it).


[SDNTE: People eating grilled corn on glorious sailboat docked in front of the Empress hotel entertained by the miniature inflated boat tooting around with two Scottish terriers aboard. Rafters and dog both sporting lifevests. ]

 

// Drank wine out of the bottle while digging some psychedelic poetry. Awkwardly filled up water glass from faucet during reading and felt like a hipster jackass amongst the dreaded earthbeings. Talked about the usage of mushrooms as containers, thought about the alternate usage of mushrooms in this community...

//After walking all the way to Japanese Village and getting turned away by tired and self-dooting hostess, we were well received by friendly non-Italian hostess for late dining of calamari and mussels. 

//As a part of my on going experiment to test the friendliness of areas, (overly greet passers-by while running with shit-eating grin, tally response) ran the Bayside Trail across Johnson St. Bridge towards West Bay Marine Village, past several small parks and an artistic representation by a pirate on acid of his ship on Black Muddy River. Continue down past towards the marina, heading down Head Street and check out the Sea House

//Took the bus to the acclaimed (why?) Butchart Gardens. Summary: the names of the roses are the most interesting thing about these gardens besides the diversity of monotonous, bitching wives and their droning husbands. Tip: if you're a desperate housewife looking to have an affair with an average, balding Canadian go here. Instead of wasting your day, look at the flowers off your balcony, rent a scooter and create some chaos in the quaint areas near the Parliament. 





Seafair
Think Tall Dong Bong (and comes in men's preference as well)
Pikes Place (chef demonstrations and complimentary small plates)
Local Color Art Cafe
Gregory Paul
Kenmore seaplane  (ask to ride in the co-captain seat)
Victoria Sunday Market (live music, local artisans, near Chinatown)
Misha Smart, Artist (Town of Victoria Summer banners artisan)
Hokusai's Great Wave   (duh)
Swan Hotel (live music every night, art boutique hotel, studios with balcony/ kitchen)
Zydeco Gifts (bad ass store of curiousities) 
Nautical Nellies (happy hour oysters, outdoor seating)
Solstice Cafe (Psychedelic Poetry, BYOB from Liquor Store across the st, Greek Salad)
Il Terrazzo (wine by the carafe, great seafood, outdoor seating fireplaces/heaters, great mood)
On historic, refurbished Waddington Alley, between Pandora and Johnson 
Japanese Village (They close at 10, be wary!)
Empress Hotel (Have a cocktail at the Bengal lounge) 
Sea House 468 Head St
Butchart Gardens
CVS Bus + Ticket to Butchart (get yourself a good nap)



[SDNOTE: While proceeding to Dong Bong champagne at SeaFare on a 1980's Searay with co-boaters Poison and Teeny Bopper, I was caught off-guard by middle school girls watergun shots to the face. My ability to defend was confounded by the fact that the Blue Angels were booming overhead in firework formations radiating lasting vibrations through the boat. Thus ending in defeat.]